After 6 days without a phone or internet access at home, I am finally able to log in again.
When last we saw our hero (me), he had tamed a tallstrider and named it SuperChicken. Though he has finished with this pet he has yet to write up the review. He then went to tame a Warp Stalker which he named MstrSulu, and added the line /s Warp speed Mr. Sulu to his /petattack macro. At some point he then began talking in third person.
Enough of that.
I’m a bit on the fence with BattleChicken. Having done the spider just previously, getting Dash was a dream. That still doesn’t mean he can hold agro. In fact, for whatever reason, I think he died 2-3x as much as any of my previous pets. He got so many adds that I’d almost thing there’s a bug in his agro radius. It also could have been I wasn’t paying much attention in general, my new UI making his health less visible, or even the possibility that I was in a more sadistic mood. At any rate, it’s clear EZ-mode is now off…
That is until I got my Warp Stalker. If Dash was a dream, Warp is the male version of hysterical paroxysm. Rather than a burst of speed, he’s instantly there. AND it’s on a 15s cooldown which means it’s ready for almost every fight. AND it give’s him a 50% chance of dodging for slightly fewer mend pets. I really can’t wait until he gets claw. Even without it, I now consider Warp Stalkers the most underrated pet.
I can has moer stabelz plz?
I have no idea if slave pens was the daily while I was out. The day I started looking for a run, my friend told me it had been the daily heroic yesterday. I almost hope I get the run before Sulu hits unruly so that I can re-tame him again.