Drink!

March 19, 2008 at 11:24 am (Game Design, Hunter, Shaman, Warcraft, World of Warcraft) ()

In an effort to get Pike drunk, I give you the shaman gear drinking game for hunters. All references to mail may be changed to leather if the item is below level 40.

1:30 – 4:00

For optimum drunkidity, use WoWhead instead of actually playing WoW:

  • Take a drink if a mail piece with neither Agi or AP is a quest reward.
  • Take a second if it’s blue.
  • Take an extra if the quest was a chain of more than 3.
  • Take a sip if it has CR or HR.
  • Chug if the quest was a chain of more than 5.
  • Take an extra drink if a shaman wouldn’t even want it.
  • Toast to the Devs if in addition to the shaman mail piece there is a hunter mail piece. Drink as much or as little as you want.
  • Give the one finger salute (or 2 if you’re in England) to the devs and take a drink if a quest has no reward for either hunters or shaman.
  • Pour your drink down the drain in protest if there is a questline with blue rewards, but no items for either hunters or shaman.
  • Take a drink and /yell something incoherent whenever you see a hunter wearing a shaman item.
  • Chug if a BoE “of the Elder,” “of the Invoker,” or “of the Soldier” drops from a random mob.
  • Refill and chug if it’s a blue.
  • Take a drink and spit it out whenever you see mail armor and it has spirit.
  • Take a drink if a piece of shaman gear drops in an instance.
  • If it’s blue take another drink, if it’s epic take 2 more.
  • If there’s actually a shaman in your group, raise a glass to him and take another drink.
  • Take a drink, hit enter, roll your face on the keyboard, and then hit enter again if the shaman passes and the item is disenchanted.
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6 Comments

  1. Pike said,

    *dies of laughter*

  2. me said,

    LOL *giggles uncontrollably*

  3. G-man said,

  4. HyperNova said,

    Eh that wasn’t as funny as it could have been.

    I have a 70 hunter and shaman, so I think I know better than anyone.

  5. Rilgon Arcsinh said,

    Oh. My god.

    I’m trying this the next time I buy alcohol.

  6. Jershon said,

    SO I SAYS i SAYS TO MY WIFE MAN YOU GOT A BUTT THAT JUST WON’T QUIT. THEY GOT THESSSE PRETZLE THINGIES HERE WITHELLSFHDOSNENUSNCESHSFRERS…FIVE DOLLARS!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS GUYOVER HERE…PFFT…I LOVE YOU GUYS SOOOO MUCH.

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