The Mystic Hunter

That was actually pretty fun, so here’s the BRK blog drinking game:

• Take a drink if he’s angry about something.
• Take a drink whenever he refers just to his hunter or to his pet rather than ‘we.’
• Take and extra drink if the pet referred to isn’t Hobbes.
• Take a drink whenever he mentions TJ.
• Take one more if he actually spells out Temerity Jane.
• If there’s a post where TJ mentions ‘The Redhead’ on her main page, take a drink and toast red heads.
• Take a drink whenever he links a WWS report.
• Put it back down and sigh, if it shows he’s the top DPS and he feels the need to mention that in his post like we can’t read it.
• Chug if he then uses the phrase MQoSRDPS.
• Hang your head in shame if you don’t know what that acronym means.
• Take a drink when he mentions downing more than one boss.
• Toast BRK and chug if he mentions downing a boss for the first time.
• Take a drink if he actually got a piece of phat lewts.
• If the post is an Airman Howell story, sit back and leisurely sip your drink but be sure to finish before the punchline at the end.
• When he mentions Mrs. BRK, raise a glass to that poor, poor woman that has to live with him and chug it.
• Take another drink if your own significant other doesn’t play WoW.
• Take yet another drink if you went so far as to setup a WoW account for them anyway.
• If your S/O does play WoW, buy them a drink in-game.
• Take a drink if he mentions “BRKWWA”
• Take another drink if that post DOESN’T mention wowhead.
• Take a drink if he apologies in his post.
• Take another drink if it’s a preemptive apology for what he’s about to write.
• Take a drink if during an arena post he switches between 2v2, 3v3, and/or 5v5.
• Take another drink if he does 10 matches in 2 or more brackets.
• Take a drink if he finishes above 1600.
• Take 2 drinks if he finishes below 1600.
• Set down your drink and slowly back away if he finishes below 1500.
• Take a drink if you question the class/spec of his teammates or his gear/gems/enchants.
• Take another drink if you think you should post your thoughts in the comments.
• If you actually post your comments, quit reading his blog and go start your own. See how many hits _you_ get.
• Take a drink if he links to a site you already frequent.
• Chug if it’s your site. Huzzah!
• Take a drink if you’ve actually said ‘Huzzah!’ in-game.
• Take a drink when he mentions space or NASA.
• Take a consolation drink if you wish you worked in aerospace.
• Cry in your drink if you hate your job.
• Take a drink if he actually gives some advice. Come back when you’re sober and read it.
• Chug your drink if it’s actually not hunter related for some reason.
• Take a drink if you agree with him.
• Drink until your drunk if you don’t agree and _then_ post in the comments so we can at least find some entertainment value in what you have to say.

I may have to do one for Mania when I get back from lunch.